Monday, December 6, 2010

The Premiere Tuxedo...

So last night I dreamed that my friend Ray, Vic and I were invited to the premiere of the movie based on the book we wrote called Two Hicks One Apocalypse. So because of this we had to go get tuxedos, so none of us had alot of money so we asked my agent, who was Jason Mewes... where to get a cheap tuxedo in Hollywood. He directs us to 'The Premiere Tuxedo' a shop in a part of town called Chino. The idea is that this place is so far outside of Los Angeles proper that the prices are cheaper and that the owner buys his tuxedos from estate sales and sometimes you can get one previously worn by a celebrity. So we get there and Ray gets a tuxedo from a guy who was first A.D. on lost named Rich Sickler, and Vic got one that was Richie Vallens. The one they got for me was from a guy named Ted Bergmann who was a writer for Sanford and Son. So we get into these outfits and Jason Mewes picks us up in a limo outside and takes us to the Chinese theater for the premiere. We get out and the lights are flashing as the press takes hundreds of pictures of Jason Mewes as we go in and none of them even ask who we are. We get to the doors and Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Edgar Wright and Kevin Smith are all right inside. They say hi to Mewes and reach out to shake our hands. My hand goes up and I instantly wake up. Once again no apocalypse, no end of the world just an odd that will never happen dream...

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