The Sandusky Hospice...

For some reason even though I have never actually been to Sandusky, Ohio, I dreamed I worked at a hospice there, because it was the only place that would hire me full time. I helped people and made them laugh and on bring your daughter to work day my girl Isabelle went with me and we walked hand-in-hand around from room to room and bed to bed making people smile at the end of their lives and she spoke her first words that day...
She said, "I want pretzels!"
and of course then I woke up...

Teaching Horror...

Last night I dreamed I was hired to teach horror to upcoming writers at an art college of some sort... So my fiance and I went down there and there was this long lecture i went thru where I explained how to build tension and suspense by way of citing examples in Grimm's fairy tales and John Carpenter's the Thing.. the lecture went great and we were in some warehouse where they were supplementing the colleges income by selling books... this kid who had been at the lecture came up to Laura and I while we were sitting eating lunch and watching these poor grad students packing and shipping books to ask me if i could make learning about Greek tragedies fun like I had horror.  I was reading some comics and showing him some examples in "Knights of the Dinner Table" when his professor came up, the guy looked like a combination of Sebastian bach from skid row and david hyde pierce from frasier.. and he was pissed that I was trying to teach his student better than he could or some shit and was ranting and raving and screaming he was gonna get me fired and what not...
then I woke up...

My Mind...

Last night I dreamed once more that I was given the chance to make a TV show out of a blog I wrote with my friend Victor, called Hicks in the Apocalypse. found here...

http://hicksintheapocalypse.wordpress.com/2009/10/03/the-flash/

Sadly they were fucking it up and I spent most of the dream running around the set screaming at people to stop fucking up my story while my friend and co-author Victor smoked huge cigars and drank scotch and told me to stop worrying about it so much... needless to say I was pretty angry when I woke up from this fiasco, why does my subconscious do this sorta thing to me all the time... its like hey here is a dream come true for ya pal... now I am gonna take a dump on it... enjoy...

Mech Crew...

Last night I dreamed I worked on a Mech Carrier and my crew and I serviced a squad of Mech called the Hillary Spanx. We fought in a war against some aliens with squid heads and otherwise perfect female bodies. There was only two males born per million squid girls born so they worshiped males... turns out human sperm worked for them... so they invaded... it was such an anime dream and I havent even watched an anime in over a year now. I am going to have to use this as the basis of a novel, it was very fun. I had three women on the maintenance crew with me and one of them was my fiance and the other two were in love with each other. We found out that some slimy politician had signed a treaty with the aliens to supply them with as much sperm as they wanted if they would honor a cease fire. Our carrier and all the other forces were ordered to stand down. My fiance and I didn't want my sperm to be collected and used by these aliens and so we jumped overboard and swam for it... that was when I woke up...