The Colossal Shoe...

So last night I dreamed that a huge shoe appeared hurting through space and it fell into orbit around Earth... it was very puzzling and scientists were considering that it might be a ship on the inside and whatnot... and after a ton of weird news stories in my dream full of speculation... the dream ended with a dumb well I guess Galactus was fighting with Eternity again joke... and I woke up pissed...HOW LAME!!!

The Electro-Nic Factory...

Somehow last night I dreamed about working in an electronic cigarette factory, which is fine but they not only had nic-quid of various flavors, they had it in psionic enhancements. Meaning that there were nic-quids in there that would temporarily give you the ability to control fire with your mind, or read thoughts, or cause exponential plant growth, or move at super speed, or emit beams of plasma from your eyes, or super strength, or flight...... it was pretty cool like working in a super hero factory, all you had to do was get addicted to nicotine in these electronic cigarettes to become a hero... anyhow the dream ended with me mixing about 15 of the hero nicquids into one cartridge and puffing on it...

Mewes Dice...

Last night I dreamed that Jason Mewes from Clerks and Feast had lost his gaming dice and was needing help to find them and we felt sorry for him and were trying to help... it was strange and odd and very weird...