Candy Coated Misery...

So last night I dreamed that some new candy became available in China and made its way over here to the US. It was green with white stripes on the one kind and purple with white stripes on the other. The green kind was 'Happyness' and was more joy inducing then chocolate, it was so addictive that within two weeks of it coming out supplies brought in from China were drained. Then the riots started because the people were forced to eat the other one. The purple kind was called 'Misery' and it too was addictive but in a different way, it made everything bleak and terrible by way of a chemically induced depression, but when it took effect it hit you with a rush twenty times more addictive than cocaine. People fought in the streets and stores were smashed into and closed down. Rumors that a huge shipment of the candy was being held in the restricted section of the international customs holdings circulated throughout the city of San Francisco. Within hours thousands of people showed up to smash down the fences and break into the place. They found nothing, rumors then said no it was the customs area of the airport. They smashed that place up too, they did find a little shop in the mall area of the airport that still had some of the candy though, and there was a blood bath as thousands of people fought and died over the tiny cellophane wrapped candies. and once again the government tried to step in and outlaw the candy in the USA and the people across the entire country rioted. Martial law was declared and the white house, the senate and the pentagon were smashed and torn down. The government officials still left alive fled to remote locations unknown. then... it was the end of life as we know it. China invaded. They won in two days... They brought pallet after pallet of the candy with them. They flew helicopters over the cities dumping it out as they went. There was slaughter as people fought to get it all. They landed and only small pockets of resistance, those who didn't like candy in the first place and those who drank through it all.