So last night I dreamed I got cast in a movie as the nephew of a chuck heston type villain... they were going to shoot the movie in an old english castle which had dungeons dug out underneath it back in the roman days. my grandfather, who has been dead for 13 years was my agent on the movie, and charlton heston was the lead actor. Jack black was the goofy goody-two shoes comic relief guy and there were several vintage actresses in the flick. so they set up this shot in great detail of us entering the dungeon and they get a shot of this carving of this shield on the wall. well further up the tunnel a bit from us one of the key grips opens up a barred gate leading to a deeper tunnel... he unleashes the evil... so we all end up dying except for chuck heston who I am hovering above his head in a video game 3rd person mode from then on once my character gets killed by the ropey tentacles of ancient evil... the scene where they find the monster is pretty funny the director goes over to it and starts screaming for the effects guy to be fired instantly based on how shitty and awful the monster looks... then the tentacles reach out and grab the director and pull his head off and throws it at the DOP who screams as it knocks him down. The monster then squeezes the headless corpse so hard that we can hear bones snap and blood fountains out of the neck coating everyone in gore... it was awesome!!
the end of the dream involves me in 3rd person over heston as he (he is like 70+ when this is filmed btw) is pissed off trying to climb a barbed-wire fence to go and find help and to get away from this crazy place... its pretty amazing...
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