Revelations Incensed...

Last night I dreamed about finding another pyramid in Egypt, there was a huge sand storm and it uncovered the tip of this buried edifice. There were no records of this pyramid because it is from before Dynastic Egypt even existed carbon dating on one of the mummies found inside puts his death at 25,000 years ago... no one can explain it. all of the religions of the world go into an instant turmoil. There is violence, massive secular violence. The creationists go insane, they try to bomb the place because it goes against their-earth being 6000 years old-bullshit theory. It is one thing to say carbon dating(and all science) is a lie but when they find the anti-chamber of one of the many tombs in this new pyramid and find scroll after scroll detailing the religions of the day, that is when the Christian faith is hit the hardest. The unspoken lies about where half the stories and holidays really comes from. The scrolls details the religion of Mithra in detail, the things it talks about pre-dates all other religions and the stories and legends are pretty much exactly the same. Suddenly men realize that they have been living a lie. Its amazing. Anyhow while all of that boring shit is going on that weird guy from History channel who is always going into tombs and what not finds a chamber with two hundred mummies, these are the royal guard meant to keep watch on the king buried here for all time. just one mummy is taken out to have it tested. The wrappings and the mummy itself are very dried out and there is a large quantity of dust on and around these guards. A sample of this dust is sent to various research labs around the world for testing. A sample is sent to the University of Texas at Arlington. A tiny bit of this dust is put on a cone of store bought incense and lit up with a room full of test subjects. Three of them went mad and were never able to leave mental wards for the rest of their lives. Two of them picked up pen and paper and drew what is now referred to as the ash sketches, the most horrific images of torture and war ever drawn by mankind. And one of them, a little girl five years old who had been sick all of her life and had never been to school or church, she had never had a bible read to her or even discussed in front of her. She was placed in there to see if it would effect someone who had no basis for hallucinations. of course once word of the fact that a child was used in this experiment got out the school was fined and the professor sued into bankruptcy. But the papers he published on the study of this mummy dust got out before he was financially ruined.

that little girl gave a two hour sermon with more religious fervor than any evangelist who ever lived. She basically paraphrased the entire book of revelations ... and then of course I woke up...