The Alien Mummy...

Ok for some reason, the dream I had last night was so cool and yet pissed me off soo much that it woke me up, ok in the first place there was an awesome spaceship crash! the entire world was watching as military special forces went in there with cameras on them to explore the huge city-sized ship, which by the way had wiped out the entirety of Mobile, Alabama. So the world watches with bated breath as these soldiers explore the ship and we are all amazed at the ancient glyphs on the walls of the ship, they look like a combination of Mayan and Egyptian hieroglyphs. So then they discover this bad ass control room for the ship and this huge sarcophagus, not quite the same as the one from stargate btw. This one was almost entirely gold, and the face on top of it was not human at all. So then the actor Richard Kind shows up claiming to be Gary Meyers and wanting to examine the runes and glyphs of the ship... The press was asking him why he thought he was his character from the movie and he went on and on about how after the movie he went to college and got three separate doctorates in Egyptology and stuff and for some reason the fucking press and military believed him. The very first thing he did wasn't to start taking pictures of the amazing hieroglyphs or to compare them to the ones we have analyzed... nope... the first thing he did was ask for a coffee... so then with the world watching the whole exploration of the ship grinds to a halt as he throws a fit that no one on the set will get him some coffee and how unprofessional this whole production was... then someone starts telling him it isn't a fucking movie and he really needed to get the fuck off the ship... and then a PA shows up with a coffee for him and some dude yells action...  and like I said it pissed me off so fucking much that it woke me up enraged at how my brain takes these glorious dreams and pisses all over them... ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!