The Colossal Shoe...

So last night I dreamed that a huge shoe appeared hurting through space and it fell into orbit around Earth... it was very puzzling and scientists were considering that it might be a ship on the inside and whatnot... and after a ton of weird news stories in my dream full of speculation... the dream ended with a dumb well I guess Galactus was fighting with Eternity again joke... and I woke up pissed...HOW LAME!!!

The Electro-Nic Factory...

Somehow last night I dreamed about working in an electronic cigarette factory, which is fine but they not only had nic-quid of various flavors, they had it in psionic enhancements. Meaning that there were nic-quids in there that would temporarily give you the ability to control fire with your mind, or read thoughts, or cause exponential plant growth, or move at super speed, or emit beams of plasma from your eyes, or super strength, or flight...... it was pretty cool like working in a super hero factory, all you had to do was get addicted to nicotine in these electronic cigarettes to become a hero... anyhow the dream ended with me mixing about 15 of the hero nicquids into one cartridge and puffing on it...

Mewes Dice...

Last night I dreamed that Jason Mewes from Clerks and Feast had lost his gaming dice and was needing help to find them and we felt sorry for him and were trying to help... it was strange and odd and very weird...

Ai Cthulhu Ai

So I dreamed that I wrote a blog entry about a new play that I went to in my dream and someone then of course went out and read my blog and instantly wrote themselves a cthulhu play which opened off broadway and got such amazing reviews that it became huge! it was picked up for a broadway run it was translated into 60 other languages, it was made into a movie, a video game and a novel, and then the tabloids found me. They noticed that I was given credit for writing the thing ...which I hadn't I just wrote about a dream that I had had... but the anonymous person who wrote the very violent and amazing play had given me the writing credit... so the reporters wanted to know what sort of payday had I gotten for the massive media hit that I had created and I had to tell them that I had not gotten a single penny out of it, otherwise I would not still be living here in this tiny apartment and buried in debt. There was a national outcry and it turns out that the play was not only a hit but it was also turning people over to the worship of Cthulhu in droves. So the fans of the show started a fund and then the president of the new church of the elder gods signed over a check to me for 48 million dollars... it was to say the least very startling... so startling that it woke me and I just had to write out this dream ... well... Ya know... in the hopes that someone rips me off...

Roman Apocrypta...

So last night I dreamed I got cast in a movie as the nephew of a chuck heston type villain... they were going to shoot the movie in an old english castle which had dungeons dug out underneath it back in the roman days. my grandfather, who has been dead for 13 years was my agent on the movie, and charlton heston was the lead actor. Jack black was the goofy goody-two shoes comic relief guy and there were several vintage actresses in the flick. so they set up this shot in great detail of us entering the dungeon and they get a shot of this carving of this shield on the wall. well further up the tunnel a bit from us one of the key grips opens up a barred gate leading to a deeper tunnel... he unleashes the evil... so we all end up dying except for chuck heston who I am hovering above his head in a video game 3rd person mode from then on once my character gets killed by the ropey tentacles of ancient evil... the scene where they find the monster is pretty funny the director goes over to it and starts screaming for the effects guy to be fired instantly based on how shitty and awful the monster looks... then the tentacles reach out and grab the director and pull his head off and throws it at the DOP who screams as it knocks him down. The monster then squeezes the headless corpse so hard that we can hear bones snap and blood fountains out of the neck coating everyone in gore... it was awesome!!
the end of the dream involves me in 3rd person over heston as he (he is like 70+ when this is filmed btw) is pissed off trying to climb a barbed-wire fence to go and find help and to get away from this crazy place... its pretty amazing...

The Game of Death Poster...

The only thing I remember about my dream last night was I had a poster of the old Bruce Lee movie the Game of Death on my wall, which I in fact did have when I was a kid. The house I was living in was a conglomeration of several houses, including my aunt Colleens house, my aunt Maureens house, the house we lived in in Kansas City and the house we lived in back in Muncie, Indiana. Someone came to the door and asked my cousin Sarah if we had the old Game of Death Poster for sale, and so we find out from the guy that someone put the poster up on craigs list and so no one in the house would admit to doing such a thing, but then just as we all agreed well hell with it this guy is offering a lot of money for the poster, so we were just going to sell it to him anyhow when the phone rings. It is someone from the FBI and it sounds a bit like Special Agent Scully... she says not to sell the poster because there is some sort of hidden message in the image... and then we all rush up to the old room in the attic where the poster was hanging and just as we get there we see that it is torn to shreds and I woke up...

The Frozen Unknown...

A team of scientists exploring a cave in Antarctica find a frozen dinosaur, they manage to chip into it and snag some of the flesh and preserve it using a reversed ion flow of super-heated riboflavin electrons to coat the chunk of flesh and it preserved it like a thick swatch of rubber. it was then toured around the world to various museums and classrooms and some kid discovered a way to preserve us like that and then through a chemical process he modified the reactive age-centers in our DNA and managed to slow it down to a virtual crawl and extended human life by 500+ years... suddenly we were all able to live over half a century... and the religious uproar that this break through caused lead a very dark time of war and hatred and zealotry...