The Alien Mummy...

Ok for some reason, the dream I had last night was so cool and yet pissed me off soo much that it woke me up, ok in the first place there was an awesome spaceship crash! the entire world was watching as military special forces went in there with cameras on them to explore the huge city-sized ship, which by the way had wiped out the entirety of Mobile, Alabama. So the world watches with bated breath as these soldiers explore the ship and we are all amazed at the ancient glyphs on the walls of the ship, they look like a combination of Mayan and Egyptian hieroglyphs. So then they discover this bad ass control room for the ship and this huge sarcophagus, not quite the same as the one from stargate btw. This one was almost entirely gold, and the face on top of it was not human at all. So then the actor Richard Kind shows up claiming to be Gary Meyers and wanting to examine the runes and glyphs of the ship... The press was asking him why he thought he was his character from the movie and he went on and on about how after the movie he went to college and got three separate doctorates in Egyptology and stuff and for some reason the fucking press and military believed him. The very first thing he did wasn't to start taking pictures of the amazing hieroglyphs or to compare them to the ones we have analyzed... nope... the first thing he did was ask for a coffee... so then with the world watching the whole exploration of the ship grinds to a halt as he throws a fit that no one on the set will get him some coffee and how unprofessional this whole production was... then someone starts telling him it isn't a fucking movie and he really needed to get the fuck off the ship... and then a PA shows up with a coffee for him and some dude yells action...  and like I said it pissed me off so fucking much that it woke me up enraged at how my brain takes these glorious dreams and pisses all over them... ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

Roadshow Circus...

So last night I dreamed that Bruce Springsteen started up a traveling roadshow, that had him in concert at the end of the day but building up to it was a bunch of weird circus acts... not any with elephants or shit like that just some trick riding horse stunts and a ton of gun tricks. We as performs (I guess I worked for the show) were allowed some little Honda cr80 motorcycles to ride around on to do chores for the show and I guess there was a part of the show where there was a Ghost Gypsy song thing that happens during each show and we were requested to stop riding through the crowd during that part of the show on our motorcycles but for some reason it became some sorta cult thing and people would go crazy and throw money at us when we ran through the crowd nearly killing people... it was fucking stupid...

Buddy Cop Dream?

So last night I dreamed a very stupid buddy cop dream, where everyone had very very stupid names like Dan Stormwind and Curt Deserette it was shitty... and not scary at all... I do dimly recall a serial killer or something we were going to solve the mystery of but the puns and horrible bravado got in the way big time and left it a worthlessly stupid dream...

Gumdrop Revolution........

So last night I dreamed of a guy in a steve carell mask who was trying to take over the world. he was awful at it and ended up in jail spouting lines from half-remembered pinky and the brain cartoons...it was lame...

Healing Delayed...

Last night I dreamed we went to an Annual Charity Art Auction and it was like important that we be there and it was all fancy with a champagne reception and everything. People were decked out in black tie and formal dresses and what not. So we get there and find our place to sit in the auction room (which looked very fucking suspiciously like the auditorium of my Junior High school) So the auction starts and the first piece is called Healing Delayed... and according to the auctioneer it was an experimental piece of avantgarde-art done with chalk and pastels...it was a doodle I made back in junior high when I was bored in class... and I recognized it as such and it threw me awake... the auctioneer had stolen old notebooks from people and just scanned in and fucked around in photoshop on peoples doodles and then sold them for 'charity'  .....

Tentacle Cola...

Last night I dreamed that some sorta weird alien put some kinda viral disease into a very very popular cola drink... which may or may not have a red label... and this caused people to chase each other down and sprout tentacles to kill, mutilate and rape each other with... it was a very messy and mostly disgusting apocalypse...

Container Ship Pirates...

I had a truly weird dream last night where I worked as a welder on a ship refurbishment plant. Myself and several other folks banded together and swiped one of the ships we had just fixed up and we used it to pirate other container ships...it was ridiculous...but it was very detailed including exactly how to reinforce the hull and cranes and such to prevent small arms fire from having any effect on our operation, the most expensive part of the gig was stealing or buying the bullet proof-glass for the bridges of these ships..